So lies, damn lies and threadbare statistics! Who's doing the wriggling, boobs? 🤠

Missed the chance to do 1500, Dave, as I was in Bude Morrisons. I note that the firm is steadfastly refusing to put Signature Nero d'Avola back down to its five quid offer price. However, I had a e-voucher giving me 5000 Match 'n' More points if I spent forty quid, in effect a free fiver. Therefore, after some mental creative accounting, I decided to buy six bottles at six quid. My bill thereby crept above the forty quid mark and my points are on the way. That's the way to do it! But come on, Dave, 'ave a word about the Nero d'Avola, will you? 🍷🍷🍷