Keith, boring. Bobad, your cheating was confirmed by the mods. You did it to be able to call Jim and me Jew-haters from behind a wall. You were caught. You and the guest, identical styles. The "anonymous guest" had the same internet address as yours. That fact was divulged, though not the actual address, before you go off on one again. Just to confirm that you were one and the same person. I have the correspondence. Bang to rights, mate! You blokes rattle on about us being a pack. Well you, Keith, Iains and Teribus have undergone convergent evolution in that you all seem to think that repeating lies eventually makes them true. Well I've told you now and I'm not bothered. Have you actually got anything to discuss?

Good news, chaps! I've finally fixed my drive. Now all I have to do is get all the mud off it. I have a gorilla broom and I need a cloudburst. Watch this space! Primroses are amazing this spring. I can see both mud and stars! Aurora amber alert this evening!