Well there are things we discuss ad nauseam and round and round and round we go. There are things we don't discuss enough. Fish and chips for example. Fish and chips, along with builder's tea ("if you're making one anyway, darlin', milk and five sugars for me, love") is what made Britain great and kept the Hun at bay (I read that in a history book whilst browsing the comedy section in Waterstones). Now that we have National Disaster no 1 (brexit) being organised by National Disaster no 2 (Theresa May) and National Comedy Champion 2017 (David Davis), we'll need fish, chips and a good brew more than ever. Every day I should think.


"What jihad for tea tonight, Dave?"

"Fish, chips and a brew, Steve. No more spag bol, Camembert or bratwurst for me wi' that shitty Chianti or Czech lager washin' it down! Huzzah, fellow Blimps!"

"...er, 'ang on a minute..."