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Shhh! It's cash in hand only and I don't charge VAT. That's why I'm such an attractive proposition! Keep it yourself!

Have I told y'all yet about the glories of Vallage cheese? I have that with Bath Olivers and Morrisons Nero d'Avola for us tonight, together with my take on chunky guacamole with crudités (pretentious, moi?) and a stone-in nocellara olive or ten. Christ, I'm in a good mood. I feel one of those fun afternoons coming on.