as funny as all these snippets are, along with all the others i've found, my father's version is the best! I regret he's been dead for 35 years, and I never wrote it down during all those Thanksgiving dinners, when he'd have one too many drinks, and, with much cajoling, enter into a recitation. An excerpt: 'And Daniel picked up a dried and stiff lion and smote the king lustily in the balls. 'Ouch!' cried the king, 'That tickles!' 'What tickles?' 'Testicles!' Whereupon the king laughed because he had two, the queen laughed because she wanted two, and all the little princesses took out their tits and tittered...