The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161844   Message #3849504
Posted By: Jack Campin
08-Apr-17 - 03:23 PM
Thread Name: Instrument-specific jokes
Subject: RE: Instrument-specific jokes
Three girlfriends of an orchestral brass section are comparing notes.

The trumpeter's girlfriend says "his lips squeeze so hard my mouth bleeds afterwards'.

The trombonists's says "it isn't his lips, but god does his tongue go a long way down my throat".

The hornplayer's girlfriend says "his kiss isn't anything special, but the way he holds me..."