Job? Isn't he somebody in the Old Testament? Got puked up by a whale or something? No, that was Jo Nah. Job was the guy like gnu, with the diseases. Yeah, he had diseases and lost his home in the Big Recession and all his money and investments and stuff, and when he asked, "Why, God?" he got the reply, "Because you piss Me off." Or was that Zeke L? I can't keep them OT characters straight. But I am reminded of a poem:

An archeologist hailing from Throssil
Found a very peculiar fossil.
He could tell by the bend
And the knob at the end
'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle.