The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161242 Message #3849721
Posted By: Steve Shaw
09-Apr-17 - 06:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
One of my old chestnuts but I don't care.
Little boy goes into the frozen food shop. He says to the man, "My mum says can I have a packet of Birdseyes pissoles please, mister."
The man frowns, then smiles. "Ahah, little boy, I think I know what you want, but it's an R, not a P!"
"OK," says the little boy, "can I have a packet of Birdseyes arseholes then please, mister."