The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3851503
Posted By: Amos
20-Apr-17 - 06:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
At fifty-five thousand and nine-fifty-eight
The burden of glory shines bright on our plate
With fifty-two more posts
(Well, now fifty-one)
The K's will click up! Our good deed will be done!
And none can ignore , as our triumphing shineth
That the quality here is of only the finest.
No scalawag lackwits nor slackers are we
Who paper the halls of the M.O.A.B!
It's only the greatest! Only the best!
The purest, the finest, the best of BS!
So dig in your wit-pit and bring out your jests!
With irony, sarcasm, dryness and zest!
Fail not, as the night turns on toward the day
To advance our Great Mother to her fifty-sixth Kay!

Dr. Rowell M. Arriffer, Poet Laureate
Village of Skinderflintøn, Norway
January 1907