The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #35057   Message #3851788
Posted By: Long Firm Freddie
22-Apr-17 - 03:19 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Oh, Jemima, Look at Your Uncle Jim...
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Oh, Jemima, Look at Your Uncle Jim...
My Mum had a slightly bawdier version:

Oh Mother, look at Uncle Jim
Lying in the piddle pot learning how to swim
First he did the side stroke then he did the splash
And then he did a mighty fart and out went the gas!

LFF