Sometimes 'a little' is all you need to improve the scansion.
If you can rhyme data with waiter you can rhyme castle with ass hole without objection.

As for the God-like sense of humor in the cosmic ironic jokes created just for mankind to laugh, Rapier has mastered pin point precision with history and language, but the universes are larger than a pin point. He is a better pseudo intellectual than I will ever be.

...Could you please pass the Civet sauce for the kale and pork rind salad?

As I was sayin, nice poem