Not naughty, but:

Sung to 'As Usual, by Brenda Lee

Well I awoke with aching head
As Usual
I don't remember going to bed
As Usual
And somewhere inside my left ear
I get a feeling, very queer
It must have been that crappy beer
As Usual.

We sucked it up just like a Hoover
As Usual
The cheap wine and the Paint Remover
As Usual
And somewhere deep inside my brain
I think I hear, A Diesel Train
I must have gotten pissed again
As Usual.