I was at the Morpeth Gathering at the weekend and, at a sing around, someone sang a song, said to be by Mike Waterson, I've tried various searches but can't find it. It concerns wonderful flocks of ducks and geese owned by a Mr Swan and a Mr Duck. Much confusion arises when the newly-appointed headmaster enquires: "Whose ducks are these?" and the boy answers: "These ducks are Swan's".