Am i a smug arsed pedant? I will fetch a mirror.. *smile* or ask a friend? "Bit of odd request but can you see a sort of smile in there?" Maybe I won't bother.

The tory question is easier. I'm a Labour supporter by inclination and a current member. I have voted for other parties sometimes because we vote for candidates not parties. Occasionally one of The Other Side is   superior in some way, especially if they have some specific interest. Even though Labour has not announced its candidate in this constituency yet that is unlikely to be a problem as my current (Tory) MP was outed as 'the laziest mp' in Feb of this year by the Independent. He basically juat shrugged.

I do not, and never have, knowingly voted for a penguin.