OK, the contest was, pick any 2 real or fictional people, and say something about their putative offspring, gender of famous people irrelevant.

My favorite musical one was, the child of Paul Ryan [Obamacare would-be relealer] and Johnny Cash would take away your health care, just to watch you die.

My totally favorite one was, and if you didn't watch the tv show you won't get it, the child of Dick van Dyke and Timothy Leary would always be tripping on the ottoman.

The rest are here, for your amusement.