The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161242   Message #3853462
Posted By: Jim Carroll
05-May-17 - 07:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
A Young Australian man takes a job as a shearer on a remote station in the Outback
After a few weeks he was doing fine except he was beginning to miss female company, so he mentioned it to his mates one morning
"What do you do for women around here?"
"Not much you can do mate; if you get really desperate, try the sheep".
He ignores the advice, and decides to knuckle down to the job, until after another few weeks he's beginning to climb the walls.
He says, "You don't really do it with the sheep' do you?"
Course we do mate, how do you think we survive?"
"But don't people laugh at you".
"Nah mate", it's a problem we all have".
So he asks his neighbour how he goes about it.
"Well, you climb into the pen, pick the one you fancy and get on with it".
"And nobody laughs?"
"We told you, we all do it mate".
So he does as advised, grabs a sheep and starts to relieve the pressure.
When he's finished, he turns around and all his mates are rolling about pointing and laughing at him.
"but you told me you all did it", he says.
"Yeah, we do, but did you have to pick the ugliest one?"
Jim Carroll