What Ye Shud Weer A' Throo The Eer!
As Reccommended Be Wor Geordey An' Wor Peg An' A'. Jenny Whory.

GEORDEY.-A happy new eer-an' the best 0' gud cheer,
Aw wish ye may get ivry day throo the eer ; .
Noo's the time, hinnies, for yor wrappers an' coats,
An' mufflers te hinder yor hevin sair throats.

PEG.-Noo lasses, maw hinnies, luck weel te yor feet,
An' divvint heh corns on yor toes te luck neet;
Wi' strang beuts, an' pattins, an' britches cumpleet,
An' two pair 0' shawls, ye may pass throo the sleet.

FEBOORARY.

GEORDEY.-The wethor keeps dreery, still ye munnit be flaid,
But stick te the coats, tho the tailor's not paid
For thor's Jimmy the snip, that leeves on the Kee,
He nivor pays Qwt,-so it's a' reet wi' ye!

PEG.-Dinnet mind what Geordey advises the men,
If they dinnet pay him, wad he let them alyen?
Weer lang cloaks an' sealskins myed 0' gudstuff;
Dogs skin stuffed wi' straw myeks a varry gud muff.

MAIRCH.

GEORDEv.-Pork-pies may be wore i' the stomick just noo,
Dinnet mind cullors for yor nose 'Il turn bloo
Wi' keen winds that blaw frae the frost-bitten west,
For Windy cumplaints Woodcock's Pills is the best.

PEG.-Reed petticoats noo gain thor early renoon,
If ye get a gud un-dispense wi' the goon,
For when up the waist, the goon's nivvor seen;
Reed fethors leuk weel te the bonnet that's green.

YEPRIL.

GEORDEv.-UmborelIas are useful i' these kind d days,
Wi' top-coat abuv, ye may weer the aud claes ;
At Easter let dark for leet suits change places,
Save up just noo, an' yor reet for the races.

PEG.- Ye munnit gan oot if yor stockins not clean,
I' rain, lasses' legs cannet help but be seen;
Use ne umborellas, withoot thor's ne shem,
Let sum canny chep tyek an' shelter ye hyem,

MAY.

GEORDEY.-A leet suit lucks weel i' the first fashun cut,
Wi' greet peg-top pockets-tyek pains hoo ye strut;
A gud suit 0' claes lucks like nowt on the back,
Ov a chep that 'ill walk as if tied iv a sack.

PEG.-White Hats, wi 'reed tabs, wi' green leeves is the best,
A bright yallow shawl myeks foaks stare when yor drest;
A goon dubbil-skirted suits weel a smart waist
Dinnet leeve the hoose withoot byeth yor beuts laced.

JOON.

GEORDEY.-Minadge men just noo heh thor wark te get paid,
Te lie oot thor munny aw've heerd's pairt thor trade;
It's time for the races-so lads, get yor claes ;
Straw hats may be wore if the blunt ye can raise.

PEG.-Race Sunday,maw hinnies, 'ill cum roond at last;
Aw wish it wes here, an' then greeve it's gyen past,
For there aw gat Geordey when seekin a lad
Silk goons, an' leet capes, just noo dissent luck bad.

JOOLY.

GEORDEY.-For pic-nics an' trips ye had better prepare;
A greet big broad check, if it issent threed-bare,
Suits weel for excorshuns ;-a ten-shillin' hat
Leuks weel on a chep full 0' gud-temper'd fat.

PEG.-Fine muslins leuk nice gently blawn wi' the breeze,
Ye munnet weer stays if ye want a gud squeeze;
Smart petticoats frill'd wi' the best 0' blue crape
Leuks weel wi' the hoops, if yor foot's a gud shape.

AWGIST.

GEORDEY.-Black claes is the best that a fellow can buy,
They leuk se genteel, aw'd advise ye te try
A suit just like this, for they'll suit ivry day
Dorty shoes dissent leuk weel te such a display.

PEG.-Black velvet roond hats trim'd wi' ribbin bright reed, Wi' black an' white fethors a gem for the heed; Kid gluves an' white stockins, an' fine flooncy goon, 'Ill suit ony lass i' the country or toon.

SIPTEMBOR. GEORDEY.-Siptembor's the time for the men te weer tweeds,
Soft hats is the things for the cheps wi' soft heeds;
Aw wad change the neck-ties for sumthin that's thick,
An eye-glass leuks weel on a swell wiv a stick!

PEG.-Sum bonny corn heeds, for the season's forst-class,
Stuck annunder the hat ov a gud-leukin' lass;
Wi' leaves that'll rival the Leazes, se green,
An' a dress myed 0' Linsey, she'llieuk like a queen.

OCTOBER. GEORDEY.-Darkneets set in noo,so the bestaw can say
For Chrismis te bundle yor best cIaes away
Econmy's the study for maister an' man,
So tyek me advice, an' ye'll try the best plan.

PEG.-Green goons an' white shawls is an improvement aw think,
Wi' sleeves nice an' full, trim'd wi' ribbin rose-pink,
Lang ringlets, hair oily, wi' gantlets bran new,
Myed 0' the best paper, might stonish a few.

NOVEMBER.

GEORDEY.-White waistcoats, stiff collors, broon troosers an' coat,
White hats an' blue chokers tied tight roond the throat,
Leuk weel at a dancin', so try these, me lad,
If ye gan withoot claes yor sure te catch cawd.

PEG.-Blue goons an' white stockins just noo 'ill not fail
Te cawse greet attrackshun-wi' bright yallow veil;
Broon tabs an' black muslins leuks weel wiv a lass
That nivor at winter times leaks i' the glass.

DISSEMBOR.

GEORDEY.-Cawd neets an' cawd mornins cum roond us like fun,
The eer like the fashun's just noo's neerly deun;
Reed mufflers, big wrappers, an' gluves hae the sway,
Wor Peg knaws the rest, for aw's lickt what tesay.

PEG-Long cloaks, knickerbockers, plum puddin an' spice
The grocer's grand prissint, just noo, swalleys nice;
Gud lasses, maw hinnies, leuk oot for a lad,
At Chrismis thor's plenty te get i' the squaSource: Joe Wilson,(author) Songs and Drolleries, 1890.