With apologies to the Peoria thread...
SOS SOS; Carol C is lost
Last heard of in Orillia
God knows at what cost
Squeeze box here, banjo there
Hear those shrieks and moans
Pop fans run off to the hills
The rest of us just moans

Oh how I wish I was in Orillia, in Orillia tonight
Only Catspaw himself is sillier
Than Orillia, all right?
Oh how we wish we could all join in the joys
Carol's having with those Canuck boys
Oh how we wish we was in Orillia, in Orillia tonight.

RtS(Grammar murdered for the sake of "art": is there no start to the man's talents?)