I'm Popeye the sailor man, 
I live in a garbage can. 
I eat all the worms, 
And spit out the germs, 
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

I'm Popeye the sailor man, 
I live in a frying Pan. 
I turn up the heat, 
And burn up my feet, 
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a jar of jam,
I love to go swimmin
With sticky-legged wimmin,
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I live in a caravan.
There's a hole in the middle
for Popeye to piddle.
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I wear underpants!
I stepped on a ant,
And my dog pant;
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!  

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I live in a stinky old house!
I threw up a mouse,
And my cat gobbled it up;
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man! 

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