There is a good Tavern song in a similar vein - I have only heard it sung by Geoff Higginbottom but it is written by someone else - can anyone enlighten us?

Doh's a beer, a Mexican beer;
Ray's a bloke who buys me beer;
Me's a bloke I buy beer for;
Fa's a long way to the bar;
So, I think I'll have a beer;
La, la la la la la la..;
Tee, no thanks, I'll have a beer;
and that brings us back to, doh, doh, doh, doh.....
etc.

Apologies to the VonTrapp family;-)

Dave the Gnome