Little boy goes into the frozen food shop and says to the man "My mum says can I have a packet of Birdseye Pissoles please mister."

Man frowns, then smiles: "Ah, I know what you want, little boy, but try to remember that it's an r, not a p!"

"OK, mister, my mum says can I have a packet of Birdseye Arseholes please!"

Oh no...