This is the pound-'em-out piano party piece to end them all. It is such a cliché that it is capable of clearing the room if anybody starts in on those clunky arpeggios and chords.
And now there is a pop tune at the top of the heavy-rotation radio playlists. It takes that chorus and changes the words to Play that Song --the one that makes me go All Night Long --the one that makes me think ooooooooooof yooooooooooou..... that's all you gotta doooooooooo.
I could SCREAM when the radio broadcasts it. Oh the torment.