I can do heat too but not humidity with heat. Apart from anything else it brings out the mozzies. The only slight moan I'd have about the weather is that it doesn't stay warm for long enough in the evenings in summer. There's nothing like la passeggiata in Italy or el paseo in Spain when everyone turns out for an evening stroll through the old towns, dressed in their finery to socialise or just be seen. I love that and we always join in. I've been known to sit outside a bar for hours and watch those lovely young ladies passing by... The hot pants and strappy-tops brigade in Bude on a Friday night, determined to get hammered, doesn't have quite the same cachet.

Ho hum. Back to the naughty step...