Bee-Dubya, as a first-born I find you plan for tan M&Ms to be unnecessary. The First Born (typographically correct here) is the perfection of genetics, having had the first choice of genetic material. The First Born contains within him- or her- self all that is good and decent, as well as useful and beautiful, form following function, straight and narrow, and is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. The epitome of the true meaning of chivalry, a rustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. Indeed, the First Born had this song originally written about them.