The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3859146
Posted By: Rapparee
05-Jun-17 - 10:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
This is a call for all True Earthfolk to defend their planet!

Yes, there is an enlistment bonus! Sign the papers and soon you'll be welcomed into
The Regiment! Earth's Elite Legion1!

You will not have to eat MREs unless you really, really want to. A full menu of appetizing, delicious meals is served2. Dishes you will be served include the franks and beans you loved as a kid, beef patties, tortellini, enchiladas, chow mein, chicken a la king, beef stew, and spicy penne pasta, to name but a few!

You will be armed with a selection of ray guns, blasters, destructors, photon swords, phasers, and other weapons. Of course, you will be trained in their use! If you are accepted into the Exterior Guard, you will be
suitably kitted out for whatever mission you are assigned to!

1. Not related to or part of the famous Idaho Legion.
2. When combat or other conditions permit.