The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3859161
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
06-Jun-17 - 03:09 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Why does that "full menu of appetizing, delicious meals" look so familiar? Wait! I know! It's because it's exactly the same as what's in a box of MREs! Sounds like all the "cooks" do is open the MRE packets and heat them on a stove instead of having the troops heat them with their own just-add-water chemical heaters. Probably means the "cooks" keep all the Skittles and M&Ms for themselves.

And what's the deal with those "chinstraps" that only come down to the mouth? Someone run short on leather?