The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3859966
Posted By: Amos
09-Jun-17 - 10:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
It seems a shame and I hate to do it, but I have to set the record straight: Rapparree has not been authorized to start recruitment actions on his own, and in fact was specifically prohibited from doing so after a very unsuccessful misadventure a year sgo. An experiment he dreamed up which resulted in the Corps being inundated with left-handed Slobovian vegans suffering from myopia and restless leg syndrome. There were hundreds of them, lining up restlessly, wanting to sign on to ensure they would be regularly fed their peculiar diet of kale trimmings and dark leafy green sauces. It was a logistic catastrophe which set the strategic planning of the Corps back sixteen months.

Just sayin'.