After 60 years....here it is...the MISSING scene from....

"Return of Beyond My Green Valley of the Maltese Casablanca Goon Dolls" (Director's cut)

Claude Rains (the invisible man) surveys the human wreckage festooning Rick's Bar.

I.M.: Sergeant, round up the usual suspects.

Sgt: Verra good Mon Capitaine. By gar, hit looks like de dregs du humanity ici ce soir. Mon Dieu, look at de big one hin da corner!

Camera focuses on a huge disheveled stevedore with Earl Grey pouring out his nose. He's softly mumbling an exotic melody to himself........

Grande (pronounced like "Spaw") Mick:....arghhh, There be green aligators and long necked geese, hic, hack,...humpty back camels and chimpanzees..spit, hic...arghhh....

Sgt.: Excusee moi mon good fellow, but you seem to ave, ow shall I put this...soiled votre pantelons.

Grande Mick: arghh...oh Danny..hic, boy...hic..

Three attendants appear with mops and boxes of Depends, but the large man crushes their skulls with a vintage Guild 12 string. Suddenly, the owner of Rick's notices the scuffle, and comes striding over.

Rick: Mick, do you remember that song you used to play back in East Lansing?

Grande Mick: Mon Dieu, faith and begorrah, oi can't play THAT one ever again..it's too feckin' sad!

Rick: Ya played it for her. Play it!

Grande Mick: arghhh....tooralooraloora..sniffle..hic....

Somehow this scene got deleted completely and they replaced it with some piano guy.