I dont wear clothes unless I have to... [ right now I'm covered in heat rash ]..
Which means I either remain a comfortable reclusive shut-in,
or venture out infrequently when absolutely unavoidable,
only wearing cotton denim shirt and chinos.
I used to wear shorts but my legs are becoming increasingly hairless and not aging well..

Maybe I should cover my legs in tattoos to mask the blotches and veins...

I wish I had the courage of my convictions to wear black cotton kilts in public.. 😜