Senoufou, I'm with you on 99.999% on your lifestyle, dress, humanity, everything, except that by some peculiar aberration you've accidentally voted Tory. Please tell me that you also like Morrisons Signature Nero d'Avola and my love will be eternal. Yes, Billyboy, I revel in my oikdom, you po-faced old bugger you. Tell us - like Jeremy Kyle, do you normally go commando?