Nah Steve, I'm an Adnam's and Old Speckled Hen girl. Although I did used to like wine 'yares agoo' (Norfolk accent) and it was always rich, fruity full-bodied red wines, so I expect I would like Nero d'Avila.

When I looked fairly presentable, back in the mists of time, I used to go topless on the beaches in the Greek islands, Spain, Portugal, even Tunisia and Morocco, and the freedom of swimming like that was lovely. I had such thick long hair I could sit on it, was willowy and slim and a bit of a hippy. I holidayed alone (before I met my husband) and did the topless thing in many places around the Med, but never in W Africa. My husband would have forty fits if I tried that now. I reckon he'd put me in a burka if he could. (Only joking, he's not in any way repressive) He wears a boubou abroad. (long flowing white robe thing like a nightshirt)

I'll settle for 99.999% Steve. It's good to have an odd kick in one's gallop you know. Perfection can be rather bland. :)