Well it made 38.3C today, 101F in old money, with a humidity reading of 43% and a THI reading of 85 (the red zone starts at 80). Wonder how the wedding went. I know what I'd have told 'em to do with their bloody dress code.

Liverpool are closing in on Mo Salah, Mike. What a deal that would be. A couple of other big signings are not beyond possibility. The only possible discussion this year is who will be runners up to the reds. And no socks with sandals. Jesus told me that in a dream.