I believe Amos wrote this one.

I love you just the way you are
(after they buff that awful scar)
and laser the tattoos over your heart
I'm sure we're destined never to part
    Remember to tuck up that cute
double chin
    and put those buttocks back where
they'd been
    Do ask about Lypo and
wax that moustache
and while you are at it get those teeth
that flash
    A beautiful smile in no time they say
it Looks great and it seems such a small
price to pay
    For love such as ours that
withstands any crisis
    so while you are there just look
into the prices
    of permanent lashes and
green contacts honey
    and buy some new clothes
for it's well worth the money
a wig or a dye job will top
off the look
    and get those new nails that
we saw in that book
    I love you for you
but it's so plain to see
There's really a much better you
you can be
    So call me next year
after all transformations
(I'm sure you'll exceed all of
my expectations)
    Just fax me a photo
I'll show it with pride
But remember I love you
for the you that's inside!