I was going to write a poem about plagiarism, but I don't know how to spell "jizm". (Spell-checker says the way I just spelled it is not a valid word.)

Oops! Not knowing how to spell "jizm" is a rip-off of an idea from an old Kurt Vonnegut short story. So, I have committed plagiarism by not writing a poem about plagiarism.

Perhaps I should rhyme "plagiarism" with "onanism" instead. I know how to spell that.