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Thread #23172   Message #3864371
Posted By: Joe Offer
04-Jul-17 - 11:47 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req/Add: songs by Fred Small
Subject: ADD: Fifty-Nine Cents (Fred Small)
There's a nice recording on Smithsonian/Folkways by Labor Theater (New York, N.Y.) from Bottom Line: A Comedy Revue with Music on Reagonomics:

Here's my transcription of the lyrics:

FIFTY-NINE CENTS
(Fred Small)

High school daydreams come easy and free,
When I grow up, what could I be?
A senator, a surgeon, aim for the heights,
But the guidance office says lower my sights to

CHORUS
Fifty-nine cents for every man's dollar
Fifty-nine cents, it's a lowdown deal;
Fifty-nine cents makes a grown woman holler,
They give me a diploma, it's my paycheck they steal.

I'm off to college, the best I could find
To move on up and sharpen my mind;
Honors in English, but my bosses gripe,
"Shakespeare is nice, but we wish you could type."

Junior executive on my way up,
A special assistant to the man at the top;
He says I'm one in a million, but why do I find,
I get no credit now for using my mind and:

But the word is being processed in the typing pool,
A working woman ain't nobody's fool;
I'm telling the boss on Secretary's Day
You can keep your flowers, buddy, give me a raise, more than:

Fifty-nine cents for every man's dollar
Fifty-nine cents, we're ending those days;
Fifty-nine cents makes a grown woman holler,
You can keep your flowers, buddy, give me a raise.