College Disco winter 1975 - I had an epic snog & fumble throughout the entire duration of Bohemian Rhapsody with the girlfriend of a smarmy rich boy pillock,
who's dad had just bought him a Triumph Spitfire, a Gibson Les Paul and a Marshall amp & speaker stack for his 17th birthday...

She obviously found something preferable in a council estate boy who owned eff all status symbols of value...

It helped I had boy band good looks in 1975,
the girls in the chip shop thought I was that famous kid off the telly sit com...
Though what he'd have been doing buying pie & chips in our shitehole town...????