Don't do that, Amos. You'll give yourself rabies.

Donuel, some of them were:

"My son needs a book on the Vietnam War, but it can't have any violence in it."

"I left a check for several thousand dollars in one of the books. Can you find it for me?"

"I'm looking for a book."

"Do you have any poems?"

And of course, the most ask question, "Where's the bathroom?"