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Thread #162455   Message #3866706
Posted By: GUEST,Ex Rugby playing folkist
17-Jul-17 - 09:01 PM
Thread Name: ADD: Round & Round Went Great Big Wheel- Engineer
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Round And Round Went The Great Big Wheel
The version in our club went

An engineer told me before he died
And now I know the bastard lied
He had a wife with a cunt so wide
She could never be satisfied

So he built a fucking great wheel
Two balls of brass and a prick of steel
The balls of brass were covered in cream
And the whole fucking issue was driven by steam

Round and round went the fucking great wheel
In and out went the prick of steel
'til at last the maiden(?) cried
Enough, enough I'm satisfied

Now we come to the biter bit
There was no way of stopping it
And she was split from arse to tit
And the whole fucking issue was covered in ....

Sweet violets, sweeter than the roses
Covered all over from arse to tit
Covered all over in
Shit, shit, shit