The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3866718
Posted By: Rapparee
17-Jul-17 - 09:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
It was by a group called "The Mangled Minnows." It was their only album and it was a smash hit when it landed on the floor. There was no weeping and gnashing of teeth when that happened.

The group wasn't very popular because they couldn't play tag much less instruments. Their lead singer, Stinky Pooperdinck, could not only not carry a tune in a bucket, he couldn't even carry the bucket. The best review of the group said, "The Mangled Minnows will go far if they can agree on a key other than A# minor and a time other than 12/16. It would help them immensely if they could learn to play as well as turn up the volume until the eyes of the audience bleed."