Dr. Alfred Einstein von Neuman
Moreliver Institute
2727 Winding Way
Suitland MD.

To:

President of the United States
Mara Lago Golf Resort
Mara Lago FL

Dear Mr. President,

It has been confirmed that a cyber attack has been waged upon the USA by corrupting AI code in all GPS and appliance systems of American citizens. This recent attack occurred six months ago.

I am sure you are aware how Interstate traffic has been redirected to Trump resorts and hotels. As of 6AM on 20 July 2017, refrigerators nation wide are messaging smart phones to display Ivana products on sale.

We believe this cyber attack is a Russian sponsored intrusion.
The cyber defense installation at Moreliver Institute respectfully requests permission to counter attack and neutralize this threat.
We await your honorable decision.

Sincerely, Dr. Alfred Neuman.