Have been meaning to join this thread for adgilute apsis.

An old work colleague of mine had a spoken version which he had picked serving as a National Serviceman in the RAF.

Some of it follows

A for 'orses
Beef or lamb
C for ever
Deformed
E owes me
F fervescent
G ??
I for the engine
J fer orange
K ??
L for leather
M fersis
N fermation
O fer there
P for relief
Q for your pay
R fer mo
S ??
T fer two
U fermism
V fer victory
W double u for a quid
X for owt
Y fer girl friend
Zed fer effect

Any suggestions welcome