Your Mam Tor one was a masterstroke, Dave! Eyam peeved I didn't think of it first!

You have a lot more in common with Iains than you think, Keith. I know how embarrasssing it must be.

That's just a random piece of opinion from The Times, Iains, which comes from the same stable as The Sun. I see that the right wing still haven't learned their lesson from the election campaign that trying to tie albatrosses around Corbyn's neck was the shortcut to losing a Commons majority. They all seemed to fall off, didn't they. Including the one that poor Keith is still trying to reattach with a piece of sellotape.