Correction to second verse, line two
"Rutabaga cornflakes and wonton soup"

Correction to the last line, last verse above:
Rutabaga jock straps and BVDs (BVD is a brand of men's undershorts)

Years ago Sidesaddle (all women's bluegrass band) did a cover of that song and made the last line:
Rutabaga bra straps and IUDs.

Folkishly yours,

Bob