I live in a peaceful zone, Rapp. In my county alone we probably have enough armament to fend off any incursion from Delaware and Virginia. South Carolina won't move and Florida will have drowned by the time anyone gets out of their high-rise with their walker. Especially if the apocalypse comes on a Saturday.

An interesting question: what day of the week do you think the apocalypse will occur on? Surely not on a weekend! That would be too cruel. Maybe on a humpday Wednesday?