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Thread #59418 Message #3869334
Posted By: Rapparee
31-Jul-17 - 09:11 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Depends, Amos. For it is written that "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last." And it is also written that John had his Apocalyptic Vision on "the Lord's Day." And it is from these things that we can determine that the End will come on the day we call "Sunday" or the Day of the Sun. For in some nations and lands Sunday is indeed the first day of the week, and among others, such as the land of the French, Sunday is the last day of the week. And it has been known as "The Lord's Day" per omnia sacula sacularum. And so it is indeed the First and the Last, the Alpha and Omega of days, and the day upon which John the Apostle, John the Divine, had his vision on Patmos. And so The End will come on a Sunday. And the Elect shall be raised up in garments white like wool, white like the snow, and the Lord shall say unto the Elect with a voice like unto a brass trumpet in Bb, "Git thee outa here, you elected politicians, who are like unto whiten sepulchers filled with offal, and take thou those robes off and give them unto the folk singers, the banjoists, the accordionists, players of the bodhrán, to the guitarists and fiddlers, to the harpists and the pipers and all of the scorned and despised of the Earth. Now git before I gotta smite thee!"
Sunday. Definitely Sunday.