"I pay extra for organic milk, meat and eggs because the animals are reared in more natural and humane conditions.
That gives me the right to pontificate."

No it doesn't, you bloody hypocrite. It gives you the right for us to call you a pompous, self-righteous, holier-than-thou, sanctimonious, middle-class, smug git. Who gives a flying shit whether a turd like you has the extra disposable income that is not enjoyed by tens of millions on disability benefits/unemployment benefits/zero hours contracts/minimum wage/bogus self-employed/bogus apprenticeships/totally insecure employment? I hope your bloody organic nonsense gives you bellyache. Twat.