That was a justified direct attack on your naked hypocrisy, Keith, not personal abuse. You never can face the truth about yourself, If you want praise for buying your organic stuff, go and buy yourself a halo. While you're at it, you might just care to check how some of your organic stuff was actually reared and where it came from. I bought a bag of organic spuds last week that came from Israel.

And what's this twaddle about "secrecy" you keep accusing me of? You really are a tedious, vexatious man.