just trying to work out how many thousands of tasty pork sausages, bacon sarnies and pork chops I'd eagerly consumed;
before my mum sat me down and blurted out the full hidden truth...

Son, you are 18 now, you need to know that grandad, RIP, isn't your blood grandad,
your real grandad, RIP, is a Jew......

Well.. thanks for telling me all that mum... that's.. errrmmm.. interesting...

bollocks......
So can't a modern Jew openly enjoy a pork banger in public...???

Might partially explain why my parents brought me up to ignore religions and work out my own path in life.....??????