The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161242   Message #3870179
Posted By: Steve Shaw
05-Aug-17 - 06:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
I wish to speak. Cri de couer if you like. When I read a post in a joke thread I want to laugh. Life is a vale of tears. Please only post genuinely funny things!

So here's a Tommy Cooper one or two.

My wife complained that her feet hurt. I said: "You've got your shoes on the wrong feet." She said: "But these are the only feet I've got."

I went to the doctor. He said "Say 'ahh.'"

I said "Why?"

He said " Because my dog's just died."