if you were a human being, and someone was shooting human beings and another bloke was cutting their throats...you wouldn't differentiate.

i bet if you were a bird, you wouldn't differentiate between Lord Muck with his shotgun, and the bloke with a razor blade at Bernard Matthews.

as far the bird is concerned they're both avian-cidal maniacs. characters from a nightmare.

whereas - its the aristocrat i don't like - because i'm not a bird.